= Took pics of kids while they rehearsed their sports day.
= Helped take out some garbage with the kids.
= Talked with some.
= Cleaned the floors with a little towel, while running across on all 4's.
= Met mr namaura, got an update on his porn count, 7 dvds, 11 videos and going strong, he says he prefers to watch em from afternoon til nite, because in the morning he is too tired.
= Learned some japanese, kids were saying "han tai" i think, and they translated as dick being half up, of course they threw in some gestures .. and i later retranslated as "hand touchie"
= Got a "kanchoo" (in japan the kids put their fingers together and ram ur butt) in the front (worst place to get it) and we arent even in elementary school, so i took that third grade bastard and whirled him around like a merry go round, just like my elementary kids.
= Then their other soccer buddy who is like one of the biggest kids (over 220lbs) in the school comes along and tries to slide tackle me and grab me, but then i was like hell no and just like in Pride or Ultimate Fighting i put his ass in a WWF headlock, yeah who your daddy now, so after a bit he tapped out and i released him back into the wild ... as he was screaming damn foreigners are strong .. ha ha ha
= Saw ms. Mao and played a mini game of patty cake.
= Walked by a class and saw em arm wrestling, so i was like i am in. So it was mr. taichi, damn his right was strong, i lost, but not to be outdone i clobered him with the left to regin my dignity as a teacher.
= Played thumb wrestling.
= Played some hand slapping game with my kid i call Randy Johnson. Tore his hand up.
= Saw kids putting on masks, asked what they were for, and they replied for a porn party, i was like whoa, then they said it was a SM porn party ... and i was like "cosplay", (costume play) .. and they said nah , just SM party.
= Was asked for money by 5 different students.
= Took a lunch break.
= Taught basketball, or monitored it because kids just screwing around, had to lay down the law with a couple.
= Then got home at 400, whew!!! interesting day it was ...
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